Mar 31, 2011

Moneyspace Empires: Now With 60% More Shen

Shen working much busily on long overdue and suspiciously missing portions of Monkeyspace Empires by The Drune. Why Shen no have psychic powers? Simple. Stupid monkeys completely misled by Shen Telepaths from Bureau of Business Accomodation and Annexations. Also most monkeys like to think that Shen no have psychic powers because most egg groups encountered on backwater worlds are warrior-shen, not thinkerer-shen. No let them out much-often. They make messes. Kind of messes that make Empress send out much-many hoo-biggy-huge starfortresses and largerer ships to smack things around until it all okay for Shen again. We no want to reduce your homeworld to radioactive slag. But if it is a good business move, then no worries, we'll get over it fairly soon. Oooooh look--coppper monies!

7 comments:

The Drune said...

I'm absolutely mortified and transmogrified, what a travesty! I'll see you Shen in Space Court!

ckutalik said...

Shen should be glad that Dolorous Master of Games self-censored remarks from Monkey Sergeant Rokk Clone about Shen Egg-Fertilizers from playtest report.

NetherWerks said...

@Drune: Please giving shen the coordinates of Space Court. Have large cruiser standing by to make it go away in name of restoring peace to all.

@Cthulalik: Shen pay many monies to not have those classified transmissions not to be shared with monkeys. Please be giving shen coordinates for your current position. Maybe we have cruiser send you nice present as well. Nice big prezzie from orbit. Monkeys like shiny things, no?

C'nor (Outermost_Toe) said...

This part-Shen* is confused by the statement "Shen pay many monies to not have those classified transmissions not to be shared with monkeys.", which seems to say that the Shen would pay to no longer have those transmissions. Was that what Speaker-Shen meant?

C'nor (Outermost_Toe) said...

Oops. That asterisk was supposed to say "*This speaker is a full monkey who has altered himself with Shen and other DNA".

ckutalik said...

Dolorous Master of Games will now adopt alternative spelling as his true name of names.

NetherWerks said...

@C'Nor: In a word maybe. Good to hear you Shenifying self. Excellent choice. Be sure to drink lots of water.

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